- “C++ Joke” - by ?Shlomi Fish
- “Never Trust a Programmer Who Says He Knows C++”
- “The Invention of C++ - a nice bit of net lore”
- “Quotes about software” - collected by Ido Kanner
- C++ quote - «C++ supports Object-Oriented Programming, roughly as much as COBOL supports Functional Programming.».
- "Why ESR Hates C++, Respects Java, and Thinks Go (But Not Rust) Will Replace C - Slashdot"